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PostSubject: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Sun Feb 05, 2017 1:36 am

A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS..... 

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! 

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - 


Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.

I decide to go through it before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques  but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..

As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop and  discover my reading glasses that  I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers..
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:


The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface
The flowers don't have enough water,

There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,  I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....

Do me a favour.  Forward this message to everyone you know because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!




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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:35 am

Lol Martha Smile.
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:07 am

Oh is that what I am suffering from, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:52 am

I saw this many years ago and was laughing so hard as I recognised so many things so I kept it on my old blogger. Thought it would be nice to share here too as nothing has changed for me in that regard LOL.
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:55 am

omgosh I thought i was so alone in this disease! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:25 am

Sooo true! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms    Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:30 am

Sounds familiar..... lol ,  thank God the above is a super duper drastic case  ,  thanks for the laugh
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